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I would call you by name but you seem to have forgotten to wear your nametag.
My name is Larry. I am not related to Ralph, but I did write what he is quoted as saying on the plaque behind me.
In case you are wondering what I am doing here, I'd like you to know that I am wondering the same thing.
If you are comfortable, we could talk about it or maybe thumb wrestle?
I'm open to suggestions.
Try me.
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