Existing comment:
Stephan Pastis's wife has left him. As a result, he has started dating again.
Listen.... I had a wonderful time tonight.
But I'm not sure we're a good fit.
What's wrong?
Well. don't take this the wrong way but you're kind of a worrier. And physically, you're not really my type.
What do you mean by that?
Well, no offense, but you're a little out-of-shape and your hair's a bit stringy.
Is that so? Anything else you'd like to add?
You have no nose.
Please don't draw on my face.
But it looks sooo much better. |