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Keith Richards, 2011

Keith Richards underwent surgery to relieve a subdural hematoma on his brain from falling 16 feet from a palm tree while gathering coconuts during his vacation in Fiji. He reportedly lost his grip while climbing a tree with his fellow band member, Ronnie Wood, at the exclusive Wakaya Club resort.

As was widely reported by the media, Keith Richards said, "Drugs I'm on now—the shit I've gotta’ take because of the brain job. Dilantin means you can't take cocaine anymore, which is fine with me. I mean, I haven't seen coke for, like, a year and a half. Big deal. Y'know, I used to like my little bump here and there after meals, but now I can't do that anymore. I still smoke like a chimney. Get me some good weed."
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