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I am sleeping
inside with
a big dog,
an ugly woman,
two shotguns,
and a claw hammer

Hey, throw me
... mister

9/11/05 You know what
it means to
miss New Orleans
y'all come back for
carnival. I have
my pararade [sic] spot
come back Rex, Iris,
Zulu, Bacchus, Toth,
Proteus, Hermes,
Muses, Letat Elks
Badalon

Looters Beware!
These anti-looting warnings on plywood protecting the windows of the Sarouk Oriental rug shop in New Orleans became a local landmark and a backdrop for news crews covering the story. Though this sign mixed satire with sentiment, owner Bob Rue did have a claw hammer (displayed here at left) at the ready.
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