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Gifts from the House of Low Goals
T-shirts: I survived conjunctivitis, I can read a bus schedule, 100% human DNA
Special-Occasion Cakes: Wow! Only 6 cavities!, Happy tattoo removal, No loitering arrests in one year!
Cards: I'm so glad you're not an arsonist!, Congratulations on your new easy chair!
Trophies: Participant |