Existing comment: Ways to pass the time while washing your hands.
Wash your hands with soap and water and recite this with a sense of trepidation for 20 seconds.

"Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. [opens hand, unveiling blue pill] You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. [opens hand, unveiling red pill] You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."
-- Morpheus, THE MATRIX (1999)
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