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"Snakes on a Plane" advertisement:
South Pacific Airlines
Safety Instructions
Here are some safety tips in the event of snakes on a plane.
Your snack tray may be used to trap and confuse snakes.
Please be cautious with small pets, as they may attract hungry snakes.
Removable seat cushion can double as a snake deterrent device.
Please proceed cautiously when stepping over dead bodies.
Fire extinguishers located at exits can also ward off aggressive snakes.
If you suffer from a snake bite, please notify the nearest flight attendant.
Oxygen masks can be used in the event of panic attacks.
In the event of a snake evacuation, the emergency slice will be deployed for safe exit. |