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Keith Richards, 2011
Keith Richards underwent surgery to relieve a subdural hematoma on his brain from falling 16 feet from a palm tree while gathering coconuts during his vacation in Fiji. He reportedly lost his grip while climbing a tree with his fellow band member, Ronnie Wood, at the exclusive Wakaya Club resort.
As was widely reported by the media, Keith Richards said, "Drugs I'm on now -- the shit I've gotta' take because of the brain job. Dilantin means you can't take cocaine anymore, which is fine with me. I mean, I haven't seen coke for, like, a year and a half. Big deal. Y'know, I used to like my little bump here and there after meals, but now I can't do that anymore. I still smoke like a chimney. Get me some good weed." |