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The U.S. Homeland Terror Alert System For Women

Severe: President claims women DO have rights: can join army, fight unprovoked war, kill innocent people

High: President declares abstinence his favorite form of birth control and the answer to AIDS epidemic

Elevated: President's economic policies rebuilt in largest job losses for women in 40 years

Guarded: President appoints man to Federal Drug Administration who believed prayer is the best treatment for PMS

Low: President rides around on horse, clears brush on ranch
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