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The Mysterious Sphinx
In the city of Springfield, there is a great big park,
Where a man named Everett Barney left his mark.
The Barney Mausoleum boasts two curving staircases,
Young Ted visited this monument on a regular basis.
The Sphinxes that guard the stairs are both lions and men,
You can ask them for permission to enter, but they'll never say when. |