Ways to pass the time while washing your hands.
Wash your hands with soap and water and recite this with a Valley Girl inflection for 20 seconds.
"But people came that, like, did not RSVP. So I was, like, totally buggin'. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, squish in extra place settings. But, by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier! And so, if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion, may I please remind you that it does not say "RSVP" on the Statue of Liberty."
-- Cher Horowitz, CLUELESS (1995)